PoA fever finally hits.......................

Just checking out the PoA premiere pics that Anne linked to at Yahoo...

I'm sure Emma's trying very hard to be pretty and attractive and trendy etc etc... but that dress wouldn't work on anyone. It's horrible and would look horrible on anyone, be it Dahling Nicole or any clotheshorse of choice. The skirt is what truly makes it disgusting, but the bodice is also horrible. Emma, STOP listening to stylists because they RARELY know what they're doing.

Bonnie Wright is dressed MUCH nicer than Emma, although she kinda looks a little... middle aged. That's how MUMS dress. Girls, there's a MIDDLE GROUND here! And has anyone ever seen pictures of the Phelps bros. not looking like they've just stepped out of the 70s. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but that pic of... I want to say James... really looks like he's stepped out of a 1972 menswear catalogue. Rupert's hair is v. long and v. seventies. Should be in That 70s Show.

Twonking around on the imdb... the dude playing James in whatever capacity in PoA was in that shitey Guy Pearce Flynn movie that I've mercifully never had the opportunity to see... LENNY HENRY is the shrunken head thing? HOW did I not notice that?!?! KATANGA MY FRIEND! That means both him and wifeunit Dawn French are in it... The Phelps brothers are 18? They're younger than me? By FOUR YEARS? See, now I feel fucking OLD... Someone called Peter Best is in it as The Executioner but fortunately (I checked) it's not Pete Former-Beatle-Really-Fucking-Bitter-About-It-Hasnt-Ever-Got-Over-it Best... Can't wait to see Julie Christie again after her full fifteen seconds in Troy... Bet Paul Whitehouse as Sir Cadogan will be fucking fabulous. 'Aren't portraits brilliant?'... Now all I can say: ROLL ON 31 MAY!

Also- good of Alan Rickman to make such an effort at the premiere- how scruffy, man! Fabulous!
AND! If you go far enough through the pictures, you'll find Keith Richards and Paul Newman... Me loff them both muchly.

PoA fever finally hits.......................

Just checking out the PoA premiere pics that Anne linked to at Yahoo...

I'm sure Emma's trying very hard to be pretty and attractive and trendy etc etc... but that dress wouldn't work on anyone. It's horrible and would look horrible on anyone, be it Dahling Nicole or any clotheshorse of choice. The skirt is what truly makes it disgusting, but the bodice is also horrible. Emma, STOP listening to stylists because they RARELY know what they're doing.

Bonnie Wright is dressed MUCH nicer than Emma, although she kinda looks a little... middle aged. That's how MUMS dress. Girls, there's a MIDDLE GROUND here! And has anyone ever seen pictures of the Phelps bros. not looking like they've just stepped out of the 70s. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but that pic of... I want to say James... really looks like he's stepped out of a 1972 menswear catalogue. Rupert's hair is v. long and v. seventies. Should be in That 70s Show.

Twonking around on the imdb... the dude playing James in whatever capacity in PoA was in that shitey Guy Pearce Flynn movie that I've mercifully never had the opportunity to see... LENNY HENRY is the shrunken head thing? HOW did I not notice that?!?! KATANGA MY FRIEND! That means both him and wifeunit Dawn French are in it... The Phelps brothers are 18? They're younger than me? By FOUR YEARS? See, now I feel fucking OLD... Someone called Peter Best is in it as The Executioner but fortunately (I checked) it's not Pete Former-Beatle-Really-Fucking-Bitter-About-It-Hasnt-Ever-Got-Over-it Best... Can't wait to see Julie Christie again after her full fifteen seconds in Troy... Bet Paul Whitehouse as Sir Cadogan will be fucking fabulous. 'Aren't portraits brilliant?'... Now all I can say: ROLL ON 31 MAY!

Also- good of Alan Rickman to make such an effort at the premiere- how scruffy, man! Fabulous!
AND! If you go far enough through the pictures, you'll find Keith Richards and Paul Newman... Me loff them both muchly.

The Glass Is Half Full.... No! Wait, it's TOTALLY EMPTY

I cannot believe THIS

God love Brendan Gleeson. The man is FABULOUS and I adored him in Michael Collins, Gangs of New York and Troy. I even liked him as the nasty pharmaceutical dude in Mission Impossible 2. I've never seen him in anything I don't like.

BUT FRANCES DE LA TOUR?!?!? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? She's TERRIBLE. She is the ONLY reason I can't sit through an entire episode of Rising Damp- and bear in mind this is a show with RICHARD BECKINSALE in it. WHY didn't they get a FRENCH bird? Cos despite the name, she AIN'T French. They could've got a French chick who DOESN'T cause people to stab themselves in the eye! Seriously, I'm not alone on this one. Sitting through the new ITV Death on the Nile at Easter with her was bearable only because she wasn't in it much and was meant to be that bone crunchingly irritating. BAD move, WB, BAD MOVE.

Did I mention she can't act?

The Glass Is Half Full.... No! Wait, it's TOTALLY EMPTY

I cannot believe THIS

God love Brendan Gleeson. The man is FABULOUS and I adored him in Michael Collins, Gangs of New York and Troy. I even liked him as the nasty pharmaceutical dude in Mission Impossible 2. I've never seen him in anything I don't like.

BUT FRANCES DE LA TOUR?!?!? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? She's TERRIBLE. She is the ONLY reason I can't sit through an entire episode of Rising Damp- and bear in mind this is a show with RICHARD BECKINSALE in it. WHY didn't they get a FRENCH bird? Cos despite the name, she AIN'T French. They could've got a French chick who DOESN'T cause people to stab themselves in the eye! Seriously, I'm not alone on this one. Sitting through the new ITV Death on the Nile at Easter with her was bearable only because she wasn't in it much and was meant to be that bone crunchingly irritating. BAD move, WB, BAD MOVE.

Did I mention she can't act?