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Michael Jackson to be father of quadruplets

It would be hilarious if four more children weren't going to be subject to the raving insanity of a life with Michael Jackson.

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[sarahkitty.livejournal.com]

My goodness!! Could you imagine being one of his current sons with names like those? It would be:

"Michael, come here."
"Which one of us, Dad?"
"2...I want 2 here."

Would HATE to be a child with names like those, especially if he's having 4 more.

"2, go tell 3, 4 and 5 to get in here now!"

At least their last names dont start with an S.
PMJ is much easier to stomach than PMS.
Course, now I'm going to have to punish myself for EVER thinking Paris was a suitable name for a child. *sigh*

[apolla.livejournal.com]

Back in the 60s, Ringo Starr wanted to give his children numbers instead of names- he didn't like names and the like. His wife Maureen managed to talk him down from numbers... but he insisted on them having very short names (Zak, Lee and, er Jason).

Paris is an excellent name. If you're a Trojan Prince thousands of years ago or a dirty, smelly city in France. :D

[sarahkitty.livejournal.com]

well, if he named them "One Jackson" or "Two Jackson" then they could go by "1" and "2" and in my mind there wouldn't be that big of a problem. As it is, he's naming them completely after himself, which to me seems more like an ego trip (enter Evil villain Michael Jackson who is having offspring ONLY to pass on his genes).

You know, I'm surprised there aren't more Porn Stars named "Paris" -- Trojan Prince and all...the condom company would LOVE to sponsor THAT.

[(Anonymous)]

Wasn't there some Trojan condom advert recently in the States based loosely around the Troy concept? Think it has something to do with not letting anything through surprisingly enough. L