It would be hilarious if...

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Michael Jackson to be father of quadruplets

It would be hilarious if four more children weren't going to be subject to the raving insanity of a life with Michael Jackson.

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[sarahkitty.livejournal.com]

well, if he named them "One Jackson" or "Two Jackson" then they could go by "1" and "2" and in my mind there wouldn't be that big of a problem. As it is, he's naming them completely after himself, which to me seems more like an ego trip (enter Evil villain Michael Jackson who is having offspring ONLY to pass on his genes).

You know, I'm surprised there aren't more Porn Stars named "Paris" -- Trojan Prince and all...the condom company would LOVE to sponsor THAT.

[(Anonymous)]

Wasn't there some Trojan condom advert recently in the States based loosely around the Troy concept? Think it has something to do with not letting anything through surprisingly enough. L