Oh My God, I did it

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Also, a joke I've always loved but which got Kenny Everett into trouble back in the day:

"When England was a kingdom, we had a king. When we were an empire, we had an emperor. Now we're a country ... and we have Margaret Thatcher."

I love this joke, mostly because it works with any leader. Tony Blair, John Prescott, anyone.