Conversations With Cadey Lead To Strange Places
Sunday, 22 May 2005 18:41Not much I can say here except that it was an amusing conversation from the start.
Robert: Look, you can shut up or go home. Your choice.
*insert something about 'oh my, what a big snake you have' here*
Robert was disappointed he didn't make the final, but found Stars In Their Eyes to be fun anyway.
Jimmy: AHA HA HA! I'm prettier than you today, blondie! Robert: Stripes and flower print? Please, James.
No matter how hard he tried, Jimmy just couldn't get his lightsabre to work correctly.
It was only after a failed audition for the James Gang that Robert turned his hand to rock and roll.
Jimmy's stint as Patti Smith's stunt double wasn't turning out like he'd hoped
Robert's teachers had always said he was a dedicated student.
The wedding didn't go quite as planned, but the bride looked lovely.
John's mother did tell him not to put his kit in the hot wash.
The rest of the band struggled to cope after Jimmy joined a monastery.
Robert couldn't believe that John Paul had decided to join Dynasty.
It had taken John Paul 70 years, but he finally found a way to out-do the Dark One.
John felt that catalogue modelling might not be the best use of his skills.
He wasn't sure what, but he knew something about tonight's gig was different to usual.
John Paul hoped his new haircut would get him noticed by the producers of Charlie's Angels.
And lastly, a READERS' CAPTION COMPETITION:
