Just a quick question.

[apolla]

What brain-addled moron at the BBC decided Natasha Kaplinsky should host every single fucking television show on the BBC? She is a truly vapid, make-up smothered little bint who clearly knows little beyond being able to read an auto-cue. Who decided she was worthy of hosting anything at all, let alone BBC Breakfast and all this crap she's on in the evenings?

Alternately, who is she shagging?

You know, I've never liked the insinuation that successful women must have shagged their way to their position in life, but never before have I seen someone so likely to have done just that. I mean, how else has she managed it? She's no good.