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For my own amusement, I shall annotate in bold.

For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space.  If the inputted data was correct Clare has left lots of white space on the right side of the paper. Clare fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion. If this is true, then Clare has  an unhealthy relationship to the past and has a fear of moving forward.  Certainly not! I'm right, aren't I, Lynott? The right side of the page represents the future and Clare seems unwilling to face the fear of getting started living now and planning for the future. Er... Clare seems to be clinging to past events and spending lots of time thinking about what happened. Just because that one dream of putting Jimbo through rehab... It would be best to leave the past behind and move on.  Stop crowding that left margin. Stop telling me what to do. I like dwelling in the past. 'For seven years I have dwelt in the loose palace of exile' and all that caper.

Clare has  a very unusual lower zone y loop.  If the data input is correct, Clare's y or g is large and has triangle shape to the lower loop.  Actually, I clicked almost all the Y options cos I do most of them. This is not a common trait, but the implications are very interesting.  As you begin to study handwriting analysis, you will learn any loop indicates imagination.  This lower loop indicates the amount of imagination Clare has regarding sex and physical things.  So, her lower zone stroke is large, so her sexual imagination is large and open.  Furthermore, because the loop has a triangle shape, this indicates a particular curiosity with certain aspects of sexuality.  In a nutshell, Clare is open to some very new ideas sexually and is willing to try anything once.  I'd say Clare  is quite a dynamic and playful lover.  Watch out world! In a nutshell, this whole thing is showing itself to be clearly bollocks.

Clare has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. She lets new people into her circle of friends. She uses her imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people. I'll go with the healthy imagination. I dunno about the trust thing, being that I've got a fairly healthy line in paranoid cynicism.

Clare is constantly disappointed when trying to reach success. True. She works very hard, perhaps harder than most, then just before succeeding, something happens that keeps her from success. Often, Clare changes to a second project just before the first one is finished, thus failing to complete the first project. I have no idea what you mean... Did anyone see Porridge last night? Sometimes she changes because she feels she needs a different challenge. Clare feels dejected. This feeling relates to her failures. Yes. This trait is very important in a working situation and in a relationship. She must be handled in a very special way to get the most work from her or to make a relationship last. Very true, I'm sure. Concerning this trait, personality modification is available to change her life. Personality modification? Only of other people's, thank you very much.

Something is incomplete in Clare's life. Many, many things. She feels frustration relating to her physical needs and desires. Somewhere in her life there is some disappointment, non-fulfillment, and interruption. This is very likely to relate to Clare's sexual needs. Does anyone else notices this isn't related to my handwriting? I think they're making it up to make me feel bad.

Clare is having some confusion in her physical life. She is examining the past to give her answers about some of her physical desires. She may be trying to find a balance between her philosophical beliefs and her natural physical desires. Again, not to be picky, but where have you divined this from? The way I do full stops?

Clare has a temper.Can't argue there. She uses this as a defense mechanism when she doesn't understand how to handle a situation. Temper is a hostile trait used to protect the ego. Temper can be a negative personality trait in the eyes of those around her. It's a negative personality trait in mine too, which is why I've forced it under my control.

Clare will take action on her thoughts. She is positive that her views are correct for her. Yes, but that's because I've never been wrong yet. She has the ability to be seem as if she is positively correct when answering a question, even if she does not have the slightest idea of the answer. I am the Queen of Blag, it's very true. Clare displays a self-confidence that makes everyone else sure she is correct. She is positive of her own views, but not necessarily stubborn. No, but I am stubborn.

Clare is sarcastic. Surely you jest. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect her ego when she feels hurt. No, it's my preferred method of communication with the rest of the world. Sometimes a spade is a spade. She pokes people harder than she gets poked. Not always. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time. Yes, that's true. Which is why I use it more as humour than cruelty, bitch.

One way Clare punishes herself is self directed sarcasm. She is a very sarcastic person. Often this sarcasm and "sharp tongued" behavior is directed at herself. Yes, because that's the funniest.

Clare is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth.  The wheels just fell right off your argument and burst into sulfuric flames. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. There's nothing normal about my self-esteem, pallie. She needs to visualize the end of a project before she starts.  Rarely if ever. she finds joy in anticipation and planning.No no no no. Did I click the wrong button on this one or something?  Notice that I said she plans everything she is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned.  Clare basically feels good about herself.  She has a positive self-esteem which contributes to her success.  She feels she has the ability to achieve anything she sets her mind to.  However, she sets her goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach." Well, that could be true- I don't personally see 'rock and roll stardom' as out of reach.  She has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, she will not take great risks, as they relate to her goals.  A good esteem is one key to a happy life.  Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery category, her self-perception is better than average. If you mean I know what my weakness and shortcomings are, you're right.

In reference to Clare's mental abilities, she has a very investigating and creating mind. Creative yes, investigating not so much. She investigates projects rapidly because she is curious about many things. Ah, now that is true. She gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but she soon must slow down and look at all the angles. She probably gets too many things going at once. *whistles* When Clare slows down, then she becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, she must slow down to do it. She then decides what projects she has time to finish. Thus she finishes at a slower pace than when she started the project. She has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. Her mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. She can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Clare can then switch into her low gear. When she is in the slower mode, she can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. She is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.  Possibly so.

Diplomacy is one of Clare's best attributes. OMGWTFBBQANDALLTHATCAPER?!!?!? She has the ability to say what others want to hear. Ability, but rarely the desire. She can have tact with others 'Can' being the operative word. She has the ability to state things in such a way as to not offend someone else. Clare can disagree without being disagreeable. I can, but as it's rarely happened before, the precedent doesn't look good.

Regarding honesty, she is basically honest with a tendency to lie in certain circumstances. True.  This results from a combination of secretiveness (the desire to keep things private) and self deceit (the desire to not accept something in her life at the moment). She deliberately strays from or evades the truth. She feels the truth is not what she wants people to know. This is not always bad. Have you ever known a good secretary that could not say "the Boss isn't in", when the Boss is standing next to the phone? When Clare is in a position that she can't find a truthful way out, she might prevaricate. OK, now I'm not sure about all this. It's mostly true, but I rarely lie just so I don't get in trouble. And I tell the truth when it's ultimately better for all involved, no matter the raised hackles.

Clare is sensitive to criticism about her ideas and philosophies. Er... Only if it's the Errol Flynn Philosophy. She will sometimes worry what people will think if she tells them what she believes in. Bollocks.I believe what I believe and I won't hide that.This doesn't mean she won't talk, or that she feels ashamed. It merely means she is sensitive to what others think, regarding her beliefs. Er, no.

Clare has difficulty making decisions.Sometimes. Her mind changes constantly. No it doesn't. yeah. Maybe. No. Yes. She lives in an emotional tug of war. Clare could be described like a thermometer. Today warm and friendly, yet tomorrow she may be distant and cold, not wanting to be close to anyone. Some research indicates that people with a severe variety in the slant of their handwriting have an inability to tolerate sugar and are suffering the side-effects of too much sugar in their diet.Nah. I don't actually eat so much sugary stuff. If moods swings are a reoccurring issue, investigate the diet. If Clare encounters a situation she cannot handle she frequently pulls into herself.Possibly. She feels her emotions are secure if she is withdrawn. When she has solved the problem she can be very outgoing and again need other people's companionship. Some see Clare as very moody, but it it would be more accurate to say she has two complete personalities that she chooses depending on the circumstance. This type of person is often hard to understand because no one knows what personality she is exhibiting today. She may not be bothered by something one minute, then the next minute become upset at the same thing. It is very difficult to pin down Clare's emotional expressiveness. Fine. You may have me on this one.

People that write very large tend to be very social and friendly. That really depends if I deign to hang out with you. It seems Clare has this type of writing.  This indicates a need for people and a particular natural ability to socialize and be the life of the party.  Now, if Clare also has specific fears (like fear of criticism or fear of trust) then she will deny she  is the life of the party, because fear has overcome her natural inclination to be social.  People with large handwriting tend to be effective at anything that requires interaction with lots of people.  she is a people person. again, it really depends on the people.

Clare has a desire for attention. People around Clare will notice this need. Not just the people around Clare notice this. Everyone she ever comes across notices this. She's got such a desire for attention she writes in the third sometimes. She may fulfill this need by a variety of ways depending on her own character. Shouting very loudly usually does the trick. OK, so some of it is pretty accurate, but like generic astrology it really could go for a lot of other people too. I'm not the only person on the planet who demands attention, has history issues and writes big and messy, right?