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Am off to Barfly soon to see The Vaults, The Trews and the Black Country Bandits. Purple velvet coat is in the bathroom steaming cos I found it all screwed up in my wardrobe.

In lieu of actual content...

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish. I just wore the cycling shorts. Screw skirts.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.
8. Two words: M.C. Hammer. Me and Rich used to dance/twat about to U Can't Touch This at primary school discos. Shoes off, skidding around on our socks. How cool.
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales." The videos are still around here somewhere.
12. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. I used to get up and watch Going Live! or Live and Kicking but I never liked them much.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen. At St. Albans Odeon.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You played the game "MASH". I think so, anyway.
17. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
18. L.A. Gear (oh yeah) Any trainer or sport shoe that has six different, multicoloured laces is fine with me.
19. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. I remember Jem, but I was always more of a Barbie and Sindy chick.
20. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books.
21. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF." Sort of. Know it now. My brother liked the films, but I wasn't bothered.
22. You wanted to be a Goonie. No, but interestingly, the music playing during the big fight on the boat thing is actually from The Adventures of Don Juan starring one Mr E. Flynn.
23. You ever wore flourescent clothing.
24. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
25. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
26. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. My friends did, but I always had hot dinners.
27. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts I wanted one of those things so badly. Rich had one and I was dead jealous.
28. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence. I still DO.
30. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band. No. Also: no.
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up. Er, can you say incest, people? I do remember them well. She was always more about the Girl Power than the Spice Tarts.
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets. I thought my childhood friends would never leave because we were bestest pals. It's relatively true, too.
33. You owned a pair of jelly sandals.
34. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" He didn't make it big over here AFAIK.
35. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!" I bolded it cos it sounds dead familiar, but man, I can't remember what it's from.
36. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
37. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.
38. You have ever played with a Skip-It. I had a handmade one.
39. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
41. You remember Popples.
42. "Don't worry, be happy."
43. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights.
44. You wore socks scrunched down.
45. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
46. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
47. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies. My brother did. I never liked kid fantasy movies of the time. Except my beloved Labyrinth.
48. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
49. You remember watching Rainbow Brite and My Little Ponies.
50. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool. They were never cool, but I remember when some people thought they were. Never hopped on that partick bandwagon.
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell," the ORIGINAL class. Still do.... Some of it.
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - "YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME". Fuck off, soft rock twats.
55. You played and or collected "Pogs".
56. You used to pretend that you could transform into a Power Ranger.