Can't get the fuck to sleep. Again.
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apollaReally long, really stupid meme last seen on Joyce's journal.
ABOUT YOU
Your full name: Clare Marie Worley
Age: 21. Actually, I'm 22 now, come to think of it.
Height: 5'2" I think.
Natural hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Number of siblings: 1.
Glasses/contacts? Glasses
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: nitto
Braces: No, but I really should've been given them as a kid and now I'm reaping the badness.
FAVOURITE
Color: Purple.
Band: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Thin Lizzy, Stones, some other dudes.
Song: At the moment? Right this second it's Blue Moon by Dean Martin.
Stuffed animal: You really want to know? Fine.Bunnykins, the little yellow bunny I got from a boot sale or something (she wasn't brand new to me) and I loved her most of all of them.
Video game: The Sims.
TV Show: The West Wing, Porridge, some others.
Movie: Casablanca, Singin In The Rain, and some others that are very old and likely feature some Tasmanian dude.
Book: Off the top of my head, I don't honestly know. I do know that my least favourite book is Essential Local Government by Ron Fenney.
Food: Walkers beef & onion crisps.
Game on a cell phone: What? Dunno. I fucking hate mobile phones.
CD cover: You mean record cover? Probably a cross between Revolver, Sgt Pepper, Led Zeppelin II and the inside/back of Black Rose by Thin Lizzy. I don't know, I've never really thought about it before ;)
Flower: Not a big fan of flowers, but white roses are pretty cool.
Scent: Dunno.
Animal: Sabre-toothed tiger.
Comic book: Garfield, baby!
Cereal: Coco Pops.
Website: Dunno.
Cartoon: You mean, on TV? I like feature lengths most, and of those, Cinderella will always reign supreme.
DO YOU
Play an instrument: Guitar, keyboard, some perfunctory spoons and ukelele.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week? Don't think so.
Like to sing? I sing, therefore I am.
Have a job: No.
Have a cell phone: Yes, to my chagrin.
Like to play sports: Depends on the sport
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. Unlike the rest of the universe, I'm not bothered about it, either.
Have a crush on someone: No.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states: Yes. The chances of that, at the risk of sounding anti-American, are quite high.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house: No. Seriously, who has five tellys? I think my mum still dislikes the fact we have one in our kitchen and I have one in my room!
Have any special talents/skills: I'm very good at "crushing the flowers of wisdom with the big hobnailed boots of cynicism"
Exercise daily: Put it this way: I joined a gym in March and haven't been back since induction... it's now May.
Like school? Not when I was there, no. Still don't, actually. I think there are things to be learned that school does not consider.
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards: Never tried.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: Tiptoes yes, on the tip of my toes, no. I have such long thin toes they'd snap.
Go a day without food: I think I have done before.
Stay up for more than 24 hours: 3 or 4 days was my record so far. Only went to bed cos I got bored.
Read music, not just tabs: Yes, and I'm getting better at tab.
Roll your tongue: Yes.
Eat a whole pizza: How big? I can do a CPK BBQ chicken pizza on me own without breaking a sweat.
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house: Snuck, no, Stormed, yes. Never needed to sneak.
Cried to get out of trouble: No, I don't do crying.
Gotten lost in your city: No.
Seen a shooting star: Don't think so.
Been to any other countries: A few yeah. Wales (*snickers), the USA (NY, FL, CA), France (Calais, Bolougne, Dunkirk, Normandy, South of France, some other bits), Belgium (most of it probably!), Germany (Berlin and several attractive looking autobahns), a toilet in Holland on the way to the ferry in France, Czech Republic (Prague and a lovely layby an hour away), Poland (Krakow) and Mallorca. I think that's it.
Had any serious surgery: No. I've been quite lucky- no broken bones and stuff. Mind you, there was something with a heart murmur when I was a very tiny baby, but I don't know what it entailed.
Stolen something important to someone else: No. Borrowed, not realising it would make my mama cry, yes. I'm not proud.
Solved a Rubik's cube: No. Haven't even wasted me time.
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Nope.
Cried over a girl: No.
Cried over a boy: George Harrison,
Kissed a random stranger: No
Hugged a random stranger: No
Been in a fist fight: Nope, but come pretty close.
Been arrested: Nope
Done drugs: No.
Had alcohol: Yes, some. and 'had alcohol'? Can we not get with the phrasing?
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: I don't drink milk. Once memorably spat out coke at a babysitter through laughing. See, I've really been drinking that stuff a long time.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Of course.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc: No.
Swore at your parents: Many, many, many times.
Been to warped tour: To what?
Kicked a guy where it hurts: When I was a violent little child, yes.
Been in love: Well, I consider real love to be reciprocated, so no.
Been close to love: Yes
Been to a casino: No. Hello with the 'better things to do with my time'
Ran over an animal and killed it: No.
Broken a bone: No.
Gotten stitches: No.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter: No. We don't even get weather good enough for water fights in summer sometimes!
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: No. I fucking hate milk. 2 litres of Coke is a different matter.
Made homemade muffins: No, don't really like muffins.
Bitten someone: Was my signature fight move as a kid. I really was mean, wasn't I?
Been to disneyland/disneyworld: Twice to Disneyworld (Oct 94, Summer 97) and three times to Disneyland (all during the California year).
More than 5 times: That is five times, right?
Been to niagra falls: No, and it's Niagara. I do however, own the Marilyn Monroe-Joseph Cotten thriller called Niagara. Still haven't seen it though.
Burped in someone's face: No.
Gotten the chicken pox: I think so, yeah.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning, I think.
Went to the bathroom: At some point during the evening, although I can't say I checked the time.
Saw a movie in theaters: Ages ago. RotK I think. I'm not really near a cinema.
Read a book: Weds morning. Essential Central Government by Ron Fenney. Not by choice.
Had a snow day: March, I think.
Had a party: dunno.
Had a slumber party: in Year 8 I think for my birthday, so '95.
Made fun of someone: Many many many times in the last half hour or so.
Tripped in front of someone: Dunno.
Went to the grocery store: Yesterday, although today I went all the way to Newcastle to go to Fenwicks to buy mortadella, most of which I've eaten already.
Got sick: Felt shit just the last few days, actually.
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables: Neither.
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: when?
TV/movie: Movie.
Car/truck: Car
Body spray/lotion: Lotion, I guess. It's not one of the Burning Questions of my life.
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Pillows. Who writes this stuff?
Headache/stomachache: Headache. At least I'm used to them.
Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/mexican food: Chinese. Special fried rice and sweet n sour sauce every single time.
Summer/winter: Summer
Snow/rain: Rain
Fog/misty: Fog. If you're going to do something, do it properly.
Rock/rap: Rock. Duh.
Meat/vegetarian: It all depends.
Boy/girl: Boy
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: Icing. Just a bag of icing.
Cake/pie: Both (again): I'm not that bothered about either.
French toast/french fries: Depends by who.
Strawberries/blueberries: Neither.
Ocean/swimming pool: pool.
Hugs/kisses: From whom?
Cookies/muffins: Cookies, I guess. Choc chip ones from Starbucks.
p33n/bewbz: I think I speak for everyone when I say 'what the fuck are you thinking, you moronic waste of existence?' Or something.
Wallet/pocket: Pocket, man. Harder to lose. Not impossible, but harder.
Window/door: Door.
Emo/goth: Neither
Pink/purple: Purple always. Me and Prince: short arses what dig purple.
Cat/dog: Neither, unless we're talking Garfield.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeves rolled up like always.
Pants/shorts: trousers.
Winter break/spring break: Christmastime.
Spring/autumn: Neither. such boring in-between times.
Clouds/clear sky: Clear
Moon/mars: Moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have? Off the top of my head? No idea. You want me to list them? I think I'll pass. if you're reading this, it's safe to say you're one of them.
Do you have a best friend? Yes. Natasha. And also from Back 'Ome, Louise and Rich.
Have you ever liked one of your friends? You mean 'like' as in 'I'm 12 and don't want to say fancy/dig/love' Not really, no.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? Probably girls, but I've not thought of it.
Have you ever lost a friend? Lost? How do you mean? You mean not talking to your best friend for the most formative seven years of our lives? Yes.
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend? Yes. Memorably on several occasions.
What's an inside joke between you and a friend? There's many. One with Louise derived from A Hard Day's Night is the concept of an injoke at all: "That's an in-joke, you know"
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend? Probably.
What's the nicest thing you've ever done for a friend? Not enough, whatever it was.
What's the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you? Many things too numerous to count. Natasha's retraining me for society probably high up on the list. Louise's helping me survive seven years of secondary school also high up.
Do you miss any of your old friends? I would like to say so, but I'm not sure. The ones I would miss are still my friends!
What friend have you known the longest? Richard and Laura, followed closely by Louise.
Do you regret anything you've done to a friend? Many things.
If so, what is it? Being really fucking mean to her because I was too depressed to do anything else about it, for one. I told you, I'm at heart a cruel, mean fucking bint.
How often do you spend time with your friends? Not enough.
Do any of your friends drive? Most of them
Has a friend of yours ever died? No.
What's the dumbest thing you’ve done with a friend? Suggesting to the dude running a ride at Chessington that he turn the water jets right up... when the sun had gone down already,it was cold and in five minutes we'd have to get on a coach for two hours. Dunno why I remembered that.
What do you think your friends think of you? That I'm insane. And after this, meaner than they thought.
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love? Not that was ever returned, so no.
If you have, with who? Jason Donovan. I was seven and stupid.
Are you single? Yes.
Are you in a relationship? See above, idiot.
If so, for how long? About 22 years now.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone? Yes. Dean Martin told me so.
What is your idea of the best date? I have no idea, having so far managed to dodge the concept of dates completely.
What was your first kiss like? It doesn't really count, but at the 6th Form leavers do for the year above us, one of the few decent looking boys in my year planted two total smackers on me. Was drunk, which explains it happening.
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 17.
Do you think love is a load of shit most of the time? I'm Rick Blaine, all right? I think love is fine and dandy, just not for me.
What's the best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex? Completely platonic- sitting on a grass verge at 1/2am with Richard in December catching up on six and a half years of absence.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before? Nope.
Have you ever been dumped? Nope
Have you ever dumped someone? Nope
What’s the most sexual thing you’ve done with the opposite sex? *snerk*
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers: barefoot
Hat: fedora
Hard: place
Free: for all
Space: big
Taste: mmm
Good Charlotte: fuck off
Red: army
Deep: blue. Deep Blue, the George Harrison song?
Heart: Nancy Wilson
Cord: less
Cheese: gag
Rain: Beatles.
Work: ignore
Pedal: bike
Head: ache
Bed: can't sleep
Fluff: Pumpkin pie
Hardcore: meh
Race: fast
Knife: blood
Jump: fall
Want: sleep
Need: sleep
Crave: sleep
Love: is all you need
Hate: overrated
Did: did not
Feel: tired
Miss: California
Am annoyed by: the world
Would: would not
Am tired of: many things
Will always: sleep
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What time is it now? 4:43 AM
What day is it? Saturday. Well, it's Sunday now.
Whens the last time you called someone? Yesterday, I think.
How much money do you have right now? In the bank? In my pocket? the answer is probably the same, very little.
Are you hungry? yes.
Whatcha doin? Listening to Magical Mystery Tour
Do you like parades? At Disneyworld, sure.
Do you like the moon? I can't say I have any strong feelings about it, to be honest.
What are you going to do when you’re done with this? Vow never to take another fucking survey again.
Isn't cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over? Grow the fuck up right the fuck now.
If you could have any magical power what would it be? Time travel.
Have you ever had a picnic? Yes
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young? Yeah. A homemade one.
What about sock em boppers? No.
Are you wearing any socks right now? No. I don't like shoes and socks.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny: Mostly.
pretty: Rarely
sarcastic: Always
lazy: Of course
hyper: No. Manic perhaps, but not hyper.
friendly: *pisses self laughing*
evil: No.
smart: I know I'm smart. Arrogant too.
strong: Sort of.
talented: At what?
dorky: No
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high: Keef
skip: Louise (skip to my lou? no? Anyone? Bueller?)
dance: me
lonely: Eleanor Rigby
pen: Jim Morrison.
flower: George Harrison/
window: John Paul Jones. For no good reasons.
psycho: Me
brain: My dad.
orange: David Dickinson
sassy: Lynsie
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide: Against.
love: For.
drunk: Against
airplanes: For, I guess.
war: No. Especially when there's no good reason.
Canada: I have no strong feelings about Canada.
United States: As an idea, totally for. As a world power, not so much right now.
Rock music: Absolutely against. Except not.
gay marriage: For
school: In its present form, I'm not so sure. Education as a concept, totally for.
surveys: Generally for. In the case of this one, let's just say it's a good thing I'm such an insomniac.
parents: generally allright. I'm not a Larkin "They fuck you up/Your mum and dad" thing because I've fucked myself up on my own.
cars: For if we could only get the manufacturers to realise they'll do themselves and the world a favour by making better, cleaner vehicles. DETROIT: You can make MONEY by doing it! Persuaded yet?
Killing: Against.
Britney: Hmm.... Let me get back to you on this one.
Coffee: I don't dirnk it anymore, but I'm not against those who do.
pants: Pants as in trews or pants as in knickers? I'm for both, but I'm just wondering.
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive: Yes
Play strip poker: Depends with who.
Run away: From what?
Curse at a teacher: I think I have.
Not take a shower for a week: It's possible I have.
Ask someone out: Depends who.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you: No. I'm naturally so lovable anyway.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month: I have.
Go scuba diving: Yep
Write a book: Yes
Become a rockstar: Doesn't sound like the life for me...
Have casual sex: With whom?
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use: Pantene colour safe. This question always comes up in these things. Are they by market research by people in disguise as internet fangoils?
When's the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex: No comment :P
What kind of computer do you have? laptop.
What grade are you in: I'm not, stupid child.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies: Only when they won't shut the fuck up.
Or just make out: With whom?
How many posters do you have in your room: Quite a lot and even more little pictures.
How many cds do you have: 300+. I keep losing count every time I try.
What time is it now: 4:55am
Well... that was so much fun. Once again I prove the lengths I will go to when I can't get to sleep.
ABOUT YOU
Your full name: Clare Marie Worley
Age: 21. Actually, I'm 22 now, come to think of it.
Height: 5'2" I think.
Natural hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Number of siblings: 1.
Glasses/contacts? Glasses
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: nitto
Braces: No, but I really should've been given them as a kid and now I'm reaping the badness.
FAVOURITE
Color: Purple.
Band: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Thin Lizzy, Stones, some other dudes.
Song: At the moment? Right this second it's Blue Moon by Dean Martin.
Stuffed animal: You really want to know? Fine.Bunnykins, the little yellow bunny I got from a boot sale or something (she wasn't brand new to me) and I loved her most of all of them.
Video game: The Sims.
TV Show: The West Wing, Porridge, some others.
Movie: Casablanca, Singin In The Rain, and some others that are very old and likely feature some Tasmanian dude.
Book: Off the top of my head, I don't honestly know. I do know that my least favourite book is Essential Local Government by Ron Fenney.
Food: Walkers beef & onion crisps.
Game on a cell phone: What? Dunno. I fucking hate mobile phones.
CD cover: You mean record cover? Probably a cross between Revolver, Sgt Pepper, Led Zeppelin II and the inside/back of Black Rose by Thin Lizzy. I don't know, I've never really thought about it before ;)
Flower: Not a big fan of flowers, but white roses are pretty cool.
Scent: Dunno.
Animal: Sabre-toothed tiger.
Comic book: Garfield, baby!
Cereal: Coco Pops.
Website: Dunno.
Cartoon: You mean, on TV? I like feature lengths most, and of those, Cinderella will always reign supreme.
DO YOU
Play an instrument: Guitar, keyboard, some perfunctory spoons and ukelele.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week? Don't think so.
Like to sing? I sing, therefore I am.
Have a job: No.
Have a cell phone: Yes, to my chagrin.
Like to play sports: Depends on the sport
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. Unlike the rest of the universe, I'm not bothered about it, either.
Have a crush on someone: No.
Live somewhere NOT in the united states: Yes. The chances of that, at the risk of sounding anti-American, are quite high.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house: No. Seriously, who has five tellys? I think my mum still dislikes the fact we have one in our kitchen and I have one in my room!
Have any special talents/skills: I'm very good at "crushing the flowers of wisdom with the big hobnailed boots of cynicism"
Exercise daily: Put it this way: I joined a gym in March and haven't been back since induction... it's now May.
Like school? Not when I was there, no. Still don't, actually. I think there are things to be learned that school does not consider.
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards: Never tried.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes: Tiptoes yes, on the tip of my toes, no. I have such long thin toes they'd snap.
Go a day without food: I think I have done before.
Stay up for more than 24 hours: 3 or 4 days was my record so far. Only went to bed cos I got bored.
Read music, not just tabs: Yes, and I'm getting better at tab.
Roll your tongue: Yes.
Eat a whole pizza: How big? I can do a CPK BBQ chicken pizza on me own without breaking a sweat.
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house: Snuck, no, Stormed, yes. Never needed to sneak.
Cried to get out of trouble: No, I don't do crying.
Gotten lost in your city: No.
Seen a shooting star: Don't think so.
Been to any other countries: A few yeah. Wales (*snickers), the USA (NY, FL, CA), France (Calais, Bolougne, Dunkirk, Normandy, South of France, some other bits), Belgium (most of it probably!), Germany (Berlin and several attractive looking autobahns), a toilet in Holland on the way to the ferry in France, Czech Republic (Prague and a lovely layby an hour away), Poland (Krakow) and Mallorca. I think that's it.
Had any serious surgery: No. I've been quite lucky- no broken bones and stuff. Mind you, there was something with a heart murmur when I was a very tiny baby, but I don't know what it entailed.
Stolen something important to someone else: No. Borrowed, not realising it would make my mama cry, yes. I'm not proud.
Solved a Rubik's cube: No. Haven't even wasted me time.
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Nope.
Cried over a girl: No.
Cried over a boy: George Harrison,
Kissed a random stranger: No
Hugged a random stranger: No
Been in a fist fight: Nope, but come pretty close.
Been arrested: Nope
Done drugs: No.
Had alcohol: Yes, some. and 'had alcohol'? Can we not get with the phrasing?
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: I don't drink milk. Once memorably spat out coke at a babysitter through laughing. See, I've really been drinking that stuff a long time.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Of course.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc: No.
Swore at your parents: Many, many, many times.
Been to warped tour: To what?
Kicked a guy where it hurts: When I was a violent little child, yes.
Been in love: Well, I consider real love to be reciprocated, so no.
Been close to love: Yes
Been to a casino: No. Hello with the 'better things to do with my time'
Ran over an animal and killed it: No.
Broken a bone: No.
Gotten stitches: No.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter: No. We don't even get weather good enough for water fights in summer sometimes!
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: No. I fucking hate milk. 2 litres of Coke is a different matter.
Made homemade muffins: No, don't really like muffins.
Bitten someone: Was my signature fight move as a kid. I really was mean, wasn't I?
Been to disneyland/disneyworld: Twice to Disneyworld (Oct 94, Summer 97) and three times to Disneyland (all during the California year).
More than 5 times: That is five times, right?
Been to niagra falls: No, and it's Niagara. I do however, own the Marilyn Monroe-Joseph Cotten thriller called Niagara. Still haven't seen it though.
Burped in someone's face: No.
Gotten the chicken pox: I think so, yeah.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: This morning, I think.
Went to the bathroom: At some point during the evening, although I can't say I checked the time.
Saw a movie in theaters: Ages ago. RotK I think. I'm not really near a cinema.
Read a book: Weds morning. Essential Central Government by Ron Fenney. Not by choice.
Had a snow day: March, I think.
Had a party: dunno.
Had a slumber party: in Year 8 I think for my birthday, so '95.
Made fun of someone: Many many many times in the last half hour or so.
Tripped in front of someone: Dunno.
Went to the grocery store: Yesterday, although today I went all the way to Newcastle to go to Fenwicks to buy mortadella, most of which I've eaten already.
Got sick: Felt shit just the last few days, actually.
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables: Neither.
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: when?
TV/movie: Movie.
Car/truck: Car
Body spray/lotion: Lotion, I guess. It's not one of the Burning Questions of my life.
Cash/check: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Pillows. Who writes this stuff?
Headache/stomachache: Headache. At least I'm used to them.
Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/mexican food: Chinese. Special fried rice and sweet n sour sauce every single time.
Summer/winter: Summer
Snow/rain: Rain
Fog/misty: Fog. If you're going to do something, do it properly.
Rock/rap: Rock. Duh.
Meat/vegetarian: It all depends.
Boy/girl: Boy
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: Icing. Just a bag of icing.
Cake/pie: Both (again): I'm not that bothered about either.
French toast/french fries: Depends by who.
Strawberries/blueberries: Neither.
Ocean/swimming pool: pool.
Hugs/kisses: From whom?
Cookies/muffins: Cookies, I guess. Choc chip ones from Starbucks.
p33n/bewbz: I think I speak for everyone when I say 'what the fuck are you thinking, you moronic waste of existence?' Or something.
Wallet/pocket: Pocket, man. Harder to lose. Not impossible, but harder.
Window/door: Door.
Emo/goth: Neither
Pink/purple: Purple always. Me and Prince: short arses what dig purple.
Cat/dog: Neither, unless we're talking Garfield.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeves rolled up like always.
Pants/shorts: trousers.
Winter break/spring break: Christmastime.
Spring/autumn: Neither. such boring in-between times.
Clouds/clear sky: Clear
Moon/mars: Moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have? Off the top of my head? No idea. You want me to list them? I think I'll pass. if you're reading this, it's safe to say you're one of them.
Do you have a best friend? Yes. Natasha. And also from Back 'Ome, Louise and Rich.
Have you ever liked one of your friends? You mean 'like' as in 'I'm 12 and don't want to say fancy/dig/love' Not really, no.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? Probably girls, but I've not thought of it.
Have you ever lost a friend? Lost? How do you mean? You mean not talking to your best friend for the most formative seven years of our lives? Yes.
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend? Yes. Memorably on several occasions.
What's an inside joke between you and a friend? There's many. One with Louise derived from A Hard Day's Night is the concept of an injoke at all: "That's an in-joke, you know"
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend? Probably.
What's the nicest thing you've ever done for a friend? Not enough, whatever it was.
What's the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you? Many things too numerous to count. Natasha's retraining me for society probably high up on the list. Louise's helping me survive seven years of secondary school also high up.
Do you miss any of your old friends? I would like to say so, but I'm not sure. The ones I would miss are still my friends!
What friend have you known the longest? Richard and Laura, followed closely by Louise.
Do you regret anything you've done to a friend? Many things.
If so, what is it? Being really fucking mean to her because I was too depressed to do anything else about it, for one. I told you, I'm at heart a cruel, mean fucking bint.
How often do you spend time with your friends? Not enough.
Do any of your friends drive? Most of them
Has a friend of yours ever died? No.
What's the dumbest thing you’ve done with a friend? Suggesting to the dude running a ride at Chessington that he turn the water jets right up... when the sun had gone down already,it was cold and in five minutes we'd have to get on a coach for two hours. Dunno why I remembered that.
What do you think your friends think of you? That I'm insane. And after this, meaner than they thought.
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love? Not that was ever returned, so no.
If you have, with who? Jason Donovan. I was seven and stupid.
Are you single? Yes.
Are you in a relationship? See above, idiot.
If so, for how long? About 22 years now.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone? Yes. Dean Martin told me so.
What is your idea of the best date? I have no idea, having so far managed to dodge the concept of dates completely.
What was your first kiss like? It doesn't really count, but at the 6th Form leavers do for the year above us, one of the few decent looking boys in my year planted two total smackers on me. Was drunk, which explains it happening.
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 17.
Do you think love is a load of shit most of the time? I'm Rick Blaine, all right? I think love is fine and dandy, just not for me.
What's the best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex? Completely platonic- sitting on a grass verge at 1/2am with Richard in December catching up on six and a half years of absence.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before? Nope.
Have you ever been dumped? Nope
Have you ever dumped someone? Nope
What’s the most sexual thing you’ve done with the opposite sex? *snerk*
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers: barefoot
Hat: fedora
Hard: place
Free: for all
Space: big
Taste: mmm
Good Charlotte: fuck off
Red: army
Deep: blue. Deep Blue, the George Harrison song?
Heart: Nancy Wilson
Cord: less
Cheese: gag
Rain: Beatles.
Work: ignore
Pedal: bike
Head: ache
Bed: can't sleep
Fluff: Pumpkin pie
Hardcore: meh
Race: fast
Knife: blood
Jump: fall
Want: sleep
Need: sleep
Crave: sleep
Love: is all you need
Hate: overrated
Did: did not
Feel: tired
Miss: California
Am annoyed by: the world
Would: would not
Am tired of: many things
Will always: sleep
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What time is it now? 4:43 AM
What day is it? Saturday. Well, it's Sunday now.
Whens the last time you called someone? Yesterday, I think.
How much money do you have right now? In the bank? In my pocket? the answer is probably the same, very little.
Are you hungry? yes.
Whatcha doin? Listening to Magical Mystery Tour
Do you like parades? At Disneyworld, sure.
Do you like the moon? I can't say I have any strong feelings about it, to be honest.
What are you going to do when you’re done with this? Vow never to take another fucking survey again.
Isn't cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over? Grow the fuck up right the fuck now.
If you could have any magical power what would it be? Time travel.
Have you ever had a picnic? Yes
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young? Yeah. A homemade one.
What about sock em boppers? No.
Are you wearing any socks right now? No. I don't like shoes and socks.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny: Mostly.
pretty: Rarely
sarcastic: Always
lazy: Of course
hyper: No. Manic perhaps, but not hyper.
friendly: *pisses self laughing*
evil: No.
smart: I know I'm smart. Arrogant too.
strong: Sort of.
talented: At what?
dorky: No
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high: Keef
skip: Louise (skip to my lou? no? Anyone? Bueller?)
dance: me
lonely: Eleanor Rigby
pen: Jim Morrison.
flower: George Harrison/
window: John Paul Jones. For no good reasons.
psycho: Me
brain: My dad.
orange: David Dickinson
sassy: Lynsie
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide: Against.
love: For.
drunk: Against
airplanes: For, I guess.
war: No. Especially when there's no good reason.
Canada: I have no strong feelings about Canada.
United States: As an idea, totally for. As a world power, not so much right now.
Rock music: Absolutely against. Except not.
gay marriage: For
school: In its present form, I'm not so sure. Education as a concept, totally for.
surveys: Generally for. In the case of this one, let's just say it's a good thing I'm such an insomniac.
parents: generally allright. I'm not a Larkin "They fuck you up/Your mum and dad" thing because I've fucked myself up on my own.
cars: For if we could only get the manufacturers to realise they'll do themselves and the world a favour by making better, cleaner vehicles. DETROIT: You can make MONEY by doing it! Persuaded yet?
Killing: Against.
Britney: Hmm.... Let me get back to you on this one.
Coffee: I don't dirnk it anymore, but I'm not against those who do.
pants: Pants as in trews or pants as in knickers? I'm for both, but I'm just wondering.
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive: Yes
Play strip poker: Depends with who.
Run away: From what?
Curse at a teacher: I think I have.
Not take a shower for a week: It's possible I have.
Ask someone out: Depends who.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you: No. I'm naturally so lovable anyway.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month: I have.
Go scuba diving: Yep
Write a book: Yes
Become a rockstar: Doesn't sound like the life for me...
Have casual sex: With whom?
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use: Pantene colour safe. This question always comes up in these things. Are they by market research by people in disguise as internet fangoils?
When's the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex: No comment :P
What kind of computer do you have? laptop.
What grade are you in: I'm not, stupid child.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies: Only when they won't shut the fuck up.
Or just make out: With whom?
How many posters do you have in your room: Quite a lot and even more little pictures.
How many cds do you have: 300+. I keep losing count every time I try.
What time is it now: 4:55am
Well... that was so much fun. Once again I prove the lengths I will go to when I can't get to sleep.
