Ten Lines and Some other Stuff
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apollaI have decided to cheer myself up a bit by leaping on the Ten Lines bandwagon. I thus produce ten lines from Inne' agus Inniu (Yesterday and Today), the much talked of (OK, only by me) sequel to Harry Potter and the Daoimear de Dan.
1."Well, all I'm saying is that really puts you off your Cornflakes when you come downstairs of a morning and your dad is snogging your mum like it's going out of fashion,"
2. Ron Weasley was the sort of man who woke up every day and thanked his lucky stars.
3. Most of them privately (and sometimes not so privately) felt that the war had robbed them of the last precious years of their adolescence.
4. "Buckle up and get ready for plenty of blatching, flacking, stooging and all the worst bits of Quidditch Through The Ages."
5. Six hours away up the M6, Harry Potter awoke with a start after one of the worst nightmares he'd had in years.
6. Hermione went very, very pale. "What are you inferring?"
Maura smirked nastily. "Nothing. I'm flat-out saying that your family was a bunch of Northern Scotch Irish Protestant murdering bastards."
7. "You know," he murmured, "This is the second time today I’ve had you on your back, Maura." He flashed her a devilish grin as she attempted to wriggle out from under him.
8. "Come on Red, things to do, people to kill," said Maura.
9. Harry and Maura's duel took them the length and breadth of the hall, barely keeping them hemmed in as students dodged out of the way.
10. "Oh come on!" Kit exclaimed. "Sugar Quills can't kill you."
1."Well, all I'm saying is that really puts you off your Cornflakes when you come downstairs of a morning and your dad is snogging your mum like it's going out of fashion,"
2. Ron Weasley was the sort of man who woke up every day and thanked his lucky stars.
3. Most of them privately (and sometimes not so privately) felt that the war had robbed them of the last precious years of their adolescence.
4. "Buckle up and get ready for plenty of blatching, flacking, stooging and all the worst bits of Quidditch Through The Ages."
5. Six hours away up the M6, Harry Potter awoke with a start after one of the worst nightmares he'd had in years.
6. Hermione went very, very pale. "What are you inferring?"
Maura smirked nastily. "Nothing. I'm flat-out saying that your family was a bunch of Northern Scotch Irish Protestant murdering bastards."
7. "You know," he murmured, "This is the second time today I’ve had you on your back, Maura." He flashed her a devilish grin as she attempted to wriggle out from under him.
8. "Come on Red, things to do, people to kill," said Maura.
9. Harry and Maura's duel took them the length and breadth of the hall, barely keeping them hemmed in as students dodged out of the way.
10. "Oh come on!" Kit exclaimed. "Sugar Quills can't kill you."
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Date: 2003-11-24 17:33 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-24 17:34 (UTC)Life is just that ironic.
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Date: 2003-11-24 17:36 (UTC)