Pointless Meme resurrected
Monday, 27 August 2007 20:51![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So I present to you, hereby and heretofore, an iTunes Shuffle Meme:
What do you think of me, iTunes? Diamond Dogs - David Bowie. Ta very much, bitch.
Will I have a happy life? Desafinado (Slightly Out Of Tune) - Julie London. Can't get much clearer than that. Clearly my iPod hates me or is really spot on. Possibly both.
What do my friends really think of me? Margarita - Traveling Wilburys. Not sure what to make of this. "She wrote a long letter on a short piece of paper."
Do people secretly lust after me? Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes - Dean Martin. Seriously, my iPod seems to hate me. But might not be wrong.
How can I make myself happy? Don't Worry Baby - The Beach Boys. OK, iPod possibly doesn't hate me. Stopping the worrying might certainly help. According to three psychics and two best friends, I look too deeply into things.
What should I do with my life? History Repeating - The Propellerheads/Shirley Bassey. Really, my iPod knows its stuff. This does not bode well.
Why must life be so full of pain? Searchin' - The Coasters. Typical. As Jimbo said: "we're searching for somethng that's already found us." I'm fucked, aren't I?
Will I ever have children? Sarah - Thin Lizzy. This could mean any number of things. At least it's daughter-Sarah song not gran-Sarah song. Also, the album cover I used for this song is the Scott Gorham picture disc, not the Black Rose album cover. Which speaks to a number of things, not least my rock geekness, and could also mean a number of things.
Will I die happy? All I Do Is Dream Of You - Dean Martin. Again, could mean any number of things, but the living a life alone, dying alone but for a dream in my heart seems most likely at this point. Who is the dream?
Can you give me some advice? Stay - Maurice Williams & The Zodiacs. As most people would recognise this as being from Dirty Dancing, this could mean a cornucopia of things.
Do you know where your children are? Come Dancing - The Kinks. Could mean any number of things, but as I have no children but the many unfinished stories I occasionally begin writing, it's fairly meaningless.
What do you think happiness is? The Good Life - Julie London. Snicker snicker.
What's your favourite fetish? Wintertime Love - The Doors. Again, an answer from which a number of answers might be deduced. And I comment upon none of them.
In unrelated news: if I were to remove every shred of Jim Morrison-related stuff from my life, do you think I might become a responsible and sane member of society?