Frienditto

A brief word on Frienditto because I love me the occasional bandwagon.

If you archive my entries, friendslocked or not, except the wrath of the Almighty to rain down upon you like righteous sulphuric fire, because the Almighty does not dig copyright theft. More than that, he does not dig betrayal, and I don't think I'm too dramatic to say this is what this may end up being. I mean, look at Judas- If you believe certain movies, the Almighty Father in the Heavens made him Dracula and we had to wait until Jonny Lee Miller turned up to sort it out.

More than that, I very rarely friendslock posts. When I do, there's got to have been a reason I remembered to select that particular option (I usually skip right past to the 'Current Music' selection. This is me we're talking about). When I f-lock something, there's a reason, and I'm aware that most people that are reading my journal are friended anyway... but the simple fact is that I do not want to be hit 20 years down the line with a post I made last year. I don't think there's anything I have to say that I will ever regret saying, simply because I never waste my time saying anything else. I don't think so, but one day I might be running for president of the Phil Collins Fan Club, and I don't want my chances jeopardised by an illegally archived copy of something I wrote once.

So, that doesn't sound like a likely story? No. But think about it. I know I'm preaching to the converted here, but don't do it, because if you do, buy a really, really good umbrella. One that will withstand a sustained sulphur shower.

Frienditto

A brief word on Frienditto because I love me the occasional bandwagon.

If you archive my entries, friendslocked or not, except the wrath of the Almighty to rain down upon you like righteous sulphuric fire, because the Almighty does not dig copyright theft. More than that, he does not dig betrayal, and I don't think I'm too dramatic to say this is what this may end up being. I mean, look at Judas- If you believe certain movies, the Almighty Father in the Heavens made him Dracula and we had to wait until Jonny Lee Miller turned up to sort it out.

More than that, I very rarely friendslock posts. When I do, there's got to have been a reason I remembered to select that particular option (I usually skip right past to the 'Current Music' selection. This is me we're talking about). When I f-lock something, there's a reason, and I'm aware that most people that are reading my journal are friended anyway... but the simple fact is that I do not want to be hit 20 years down the line with a post I made last year. I don't think there's anything I have to say that I will ever regret saying, simply because I never waste my time saying anything else. I don't think so, but one day I might be running for president of the Phil Collins Fan Club, and I don't want my chances jeopardised by an illegally archived copy of something I wrote once.

So, that doesn't sound like a likely story? No. But think about it. I know I'm preaching to the converted here, but don't do it, because if you do, buy a really, really good umbrella. One that will withstand a sustained sulphur shower.

Just a quick question.

What brain-addled moron at the BBC decided Natasha Kaplinsky should host every single fucking television show on the BBC? She is a truly vapid, make-up smothered little bint who clearly knows little beyond being able to read an auto-cue. Who decided she was worthy of hosting anything at all, let alone BBC Breakfast and all this crap she's on in the evenings?

Alternately, who is she shagging?

You know, I've never liked the insinuation that successful women must have shagged their way to their position in life, but never before have I seen someone so likely to have done just that. I mean, how else has she managed it? She's no good.

Just a quick question.

What brain-addled moron at the BBC decided Natasha Kaplinsky should host every single fucking television show on the BBC? She is a truly vapid, make-up smothered little bint who clearly knows little beyond being able to read an auto-cue. Who decided she was worthy of hosting anything at all, let alone BBC Breakfast and all this crap she's on in the evenings?

Alternately, who is she shagging?

You know, I've never liked the insinuation that successful women must have shagged their way to their position in life, but never before have I seen someone so likely to have done just that. I mean, how else has she managed it? She's no good.