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Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

1. Walked on the bottom of the River Thames without getting wet.
2. Eaten both ice cream and soup with a fork, though not at the same time.
3. Done a 10 mile hike in the middle of the night in November with some of my pals.
4. Abseiled down a cliff in the Wye Valley. In the middle of a thunderstorm.
5. Gone to Paris for only one afternoon. Alone.
6. Spent £65 in HMV on CDs and videos. In five minutes.
7. Tried (and failed) to learn the Electric Slide in a Dublin club from a Detroiter to some terrible mid-90s dance song.
8. Screeched 'Oh Mickey' in the middle of Disneyland at 11pm on New Years Eve, backed up by three late-teen girls/complete strangers.
9. Sung 'My Way' in the middle of Madame Tussaud's Waxwork Museum in London.
10. Played the starring role in a school play when the character was a boy. Called Ernie.

Tee hee.

In lieu of actual content

Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

1. Walked on the bottom of the River Thames without getting wet.
2. Eaten both ice cream and soup with a fork, though not at the same time.
3. Done a 10 mile hike in the middle of the night in November with some of my pals.
4. Abseiled down a cliff in the Wye Valley. In the middle of a thunderstorm.
5. Gone to Paris for only one afternoon. Alone.
6. Spent £65 in HMV on CDs and videos. In five minutes.
7. Tried (and failed) to learn the Electric Slide in a Dublin club from a Detroiter to some terrible mid-90s dance song.
8. Screeched 'Oh Mickey' in the middle of Disneyland at 11pm on New Years Eve, backed up by three late-teen girls/complete strangers.
9. Sung 'My Way' in the middle of Madame Tussaud's Waxwork Museum in London.
10. Played the starring role in a school play when the character was a boy. Called Ernie.

Tee hee.