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Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

1. Walked on the bottom of the River Thames without getting wet.
2. Eaten both ice cream and soup with a fork, though not at the same time.
3. Done a 10 mile hike in the middle of the night in November with some of my pals.
4. Abseiled down a cliff in the Wye Valley. In the middle of a thunderstorm.
5. Gone to Paris for only one afternoon. Alone.
6. Spent £65 in HMV on CDs and videos. In five minutes.
7. Tried (and failed) to learn the Electric Slide in a Dublin club from a Detroiter to some terrible mid-90s dance song.
8. Screeched 'Oh Mickey' in the middle of Disneyland at 11pm on New Years Eve, backed up by three late-teen girls/complete strangers.
9. Sung 'My Way' in the middle of Madame Tussaud's Waxwork Museum in London.
10. Played the starring role in a school play when the character was a boy. Called Ernie.

Tee hee.