Bonzo, dear sweet Bonzo, goes over the cliff, simply by default.
John is the shag, simply because there's only room for one really sarcastic bastard in my life, and that's me.
I'd marry Philo because that way I might have a hope of looking after him and saving him from his demons. Plus, I'd be able to beat the shit out of him when required. Dear, sweet, beautiful Philip.
I'd marry Phil... then divorce him and take him for EVERYTHING HE OWNS so that he couldn't afford to make any records. Any emotional distress would be a bonus.
Shag Yoko. I wouldn't shag Courtney- you never know WHAT you'd catch. She goes over the cliff.
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Date: 2005-02-21 18:54 (UTC)Dean Martin
Jim Morrison
Errol Flynn
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Date: 2005-02-21 18:59 (UTC)I'd send Errol over the cliff- he was so pissed it wouldn't hurt so much.
I'd shag Dean, if only because his wives spent most of their time pregnant, and that sounds like hard work.
I'd marry Jim, of all people, and probably spend the rest of my life shouting at him.
Easy.
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Date: 2005-02-21 19:27 (UTC)John Lennon
John Bonham
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Date: 2005-02-21 19:34 (UTC)Bonzo, dear sweet Bonzo, goes over the cliff, simply by default.
John is the shag, simply because there's only room for one really sarcastic bastard in my life, and that's me.
I'd marry Philo because that way I might have a hope of looking after him and saving him from his demons. Plus, I'd be able to beat the shit out of him when required. Dear, sweet, beautiful Philip.
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Date: 2005-02-21 19:41 (UTC)Phil Collins
Yoko Ono
Courtney Love
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Date: 2005-02-21 19:44 (UTC)I'd marry Phil... then divorce him and take him for EVERYTHING HE OWNS so that he couldn't afford to make any records. Any emotional distress would be a bonus.
Shag Yoko. I wouldn't shag Courtney- you never know WHAT you'd catch. She goes over the cliff.