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Bush's mystery bulge sparks rumours

Just in case US media doesn't pick this up.

I've seen bad tailoring in my time, but never anything that can create such a weird sort of bulge on one's back. Then again, surely Bush's pals wouldn't be dumb enough to put a wire there? Surely there are less conspicious places? Unless they're taking the American people for a bunch of chumps.

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[junesrose.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm not on Bush's side (hey, I live in Massachussetts), Megd will attest to this, BUT, I did grow up the daughter of an Italian tailor, who made a LOT of custom made suits (including Tip O'Neils), and I saw a LOT of bulges in places that they shouldn't have been.

I truly believe that this is a wrinkle in the fabric caused by him hunching his back. (And a poorly made suit, at that) It does look to me, though that the fabric under this has abeen shaded a bit, to look like a box. (I'm probaby going to get shit from this statement, but I'm really trying to be truthful here, IMO.)

I know that electronic equipment is miniscule these days, and can't imagine him wearing a big, boxy, obvious thing under his jacket. If he did, then his people truly are sad.

*quickly throws invisibility cloak over herself and runs... from the flames.......*

[elseinane.livejournal.com]

*stands by with bucket o' water*