So, we meet again Mr Bond.

[apolla]

Dear God. It started out as a joke between chrismiss and I when we were talking about who should be the next Bond- we think James Purefoy would be perfect post-Pierce to fill in for a few until Orlando Bloom can get old and worldly wise enough.

Anyway, it then stretched into a 'let's make up a Bond film of our own'.

Now it's an actual script being written complete with Bond, M, a Bond girl called Jimi Delaney, and bad guys called Rory Sullivan and Frank O'Shea.

Not to mention a man made island off the coast of California to be used as an rare fish aquarium/hotel/casino which is a cover for a bomb making project which uses marine life to transport and detonate the bombs without detection. This is where the Semtex Piranha, Nuclear Whale and Barracuda missiles come in.

*dead*

And now I'm waiting until Domestic Services is open here at my residence so I can ask about moving out procedures.

*toddles off to watch Dr No for research*

Comments

[marquiserachel.livejournal.com]

like i said before.... fish bombs???????

[apolla.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

How is it more ludicrous than the following:
-Intercepting nuclear bombs and ransoming them for £100million in diamonds.
-Stealing Soviet and American spaceships to trigger a war. In space.
-Building a secret space station then plotting to destroy the world except for those living on the space station.
-Using Honor Blackman to help break into Fort Knox.
-Using diamonds to make a giant light gun in space capable of DESTROYING THE WORLD.
-Nuking the San Andreas Fault.

These are all real Bond scenarios. How is mine more ludicrous than these?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lore/]

Uh, hello, James Purefoy would be perfect! I don't suppose he's in the actual running, is he?

*wanders off to watch A Knight's Tale again*

love, lore

[apolla.livejournal.com]

I hope so. Rather him than stolid old less-charisma-than-cardboard Clive Owen!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lore/]

Humm. I either have not seen a movie with Owen (unlikely) or he has not registered with me yet. I am interested to see how he is as King Arthur this summer.

However, as a Bond - Er, no. He has dimples, for gawd's sake!

love, lore

[apolla.livejournal.com]

He was in Gosford Park, dunno if you saw that, and 'indie hit' Croupier. Apparently he's supposed to be 'dishy', but I really don't see it. My opinion of him now dangles precariously on the back of King Arthur. Even if I like it, he's still not BOND!

[chrismiss.livejournal.com]

Don't know if he's in the running, but when Clare and I were looking at the contenders they said that James Purefoy had auditioned for Bond in GoldenEye. He was a bit too young then...but now...

Yes, am a huge geek and looked all of this stuff up! :))

~Christina