Long memeness.
Saturday, 29 May 2004 18:56.:You:.
Name: Clare
Nickname: I don't have any, although 'Apolla' is my fandom name.
Gender: Female
Age: 22
Birthday: 25th March
Birth place: London
Birth stone: Aquamarine I think. I also read somewhere that it's bloodstone.
Zodiac sign: Aries.
Chinese animal: Dog, I think.
Element: Ain't got a clue
Height: 5foot2 I think
Weight: No idea.
Shoe size: 7, which is like a 9 in the USA
Clothing size: US 6/8, I think
Eye colour: blue
Hair colour: brown.
Heritage/nationality: Anglo-Irish, Italian/Croat. I have twice as much as everyone else, and it's still mostly Irish.
Religion: Roman Catholic from boith, man. Not that I work at it very hard. Or at all, really.
Braces/Retainers/Head gear: Was meant to get them years ago. Did not. Ergo, fucked up teeth. I make Austin Powers look good.
Glasses/contacts/etc.: Glasses, which I don't wear outside my own house cos I never remember them. Ergo, "Katie/Lynsie/Natasha/Whoever, what does that sign say?"
Piercings: Ears. One each.
Tattoos: None.
Brandings: Well, I do have a brand on my arse from my former life as cattle... What kind of question, man?
Any obsessions/addictions?: Diet Coke? Rock and roll?
Fetishes?: None that I know of. Thanks for asking.
Got a webpage? Yes, and my brother's been promising to Flash it up for me for ages but... hasn't.
What languages do you speak? English and agey-pagey. Don't ask.
Any siblings? My little (hah!) brother Michael.
.:Life:.
Got a car? For the safety and wellbeing of all humankind, no.
Any other kind of mode of transportation? Feet.
Any pets? Nope. Did have a tamagotchi at one point though. Called Lennon.
Want any pets? It's not a burning desire of mine.
Got a job? Nope.
Is the pay good? Didn't you just get my answer?
If you could have any job, what would it be? Rock and roll legend.
When do you wake up on the weekdays/weekends? Depends from day to day and week to week, but before midday is always an achievement.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 10 minutes.
Name some activites that you do daily: watch TV/DVDs, twat about on internet. Sleep.
When do you go to bed on weekdays/weekends?: Anywhere between 3 and 7 am.
Apparently there was once a school section
.:Fashion:.
Describe your style of clothing: Insane, scruffy and mad.
Describe your hair[style]: V. long now, ratty and split-ended. Not so much with the red anymore. Have been meaning to go to the hairdressers since about December.
Favourite places to shop? The larger HMV branches.
What kind of shoes do you wear? My b&w Adidas.
Favourite outfit? Dunno.
Accessories [watch, hat, etc.]? Russian wedding ring that I got for my birthday years ago and my cross are permanent accessories. Purple Baby-G watch stays in my bag. That's about it.
Wear makeup? Rarely if ever.
Nailpolish? Occasionally. It's something I do if I'm having real trouble sleeping, so it's strange I don't have it more often.
Do you own anything plaid? Plaid is checked/tartanesque, right? I have some purple pj bottoms. That's it. Not a 'plaid' person.
Rainbow? No.
Tye dyed? Used to.
Leopard print? Do I look like Peter Fucking Stringfellow to fucking you?
.:Music:.
Favourite female singer/band: At the moment, Julie London. Honourable mentions to Peggy Lee, Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday.
Favourite male singer/band: "Can of worms. Open. Everywhere". Dean Martin. John Lennon. Jim Morrison. Robert Plant. George Harrison. Nat King Cole. Sammy Davis Jr. Harry Connick Jr. Frank Sinatra. Bob Dylan. Roger Daltrey. Jackie Wilson. Buddy Holly. Marvin Gaye. David Bowie. Philip Lynott. The dude from the Dubliners. OK, that's the singers. Bands: Beatles. Doors. Zeppelin. Thin Lizzy. Stones. The Who. This isn't even close to a comprehensive list.
Favourite song: Fuck off.
Favourite genre of music: Rock and roll, I guess.
Best concert/show you went to: 13/3/2000, Harry Connick, Jr. at the Royal Albert Hall. The band swung hard for 2 and a half hours.
Worst concert/show you went to: Ant n Dec, also Royal Albert Hall. I was 15 and we went because there was nothing else to do in the world. They sucked, as you can imagine. Thank the Lord they're TV presenters now instead.
What's your view on pop music?: Sometimes great pop happens, but it doesn't happen often. Pop per se is not a bad thing, but most of the people making it are, ergo, shite.
Rap? Well, I like hip-hop (the two aren't quite the same thing) but it's not a huge part of my life.
Rock? Nah, not so much.
Punk? Some punk. The Clash, not the Pistols. The Stranglers, not the Damned.
SKA? Is this written as if it's an anacronym? I LOVE ska, however, if you're talking the 60s/70s ska revival stuff by guys like the Specials (LOVE THEM) and the Beat.
New Age? I rarely like anything with New in the title. And this is not the exception.
Country? No. Fuck you no, ESPECIALLY if it is the EVIL that is bluegrass.
Heavy Metal? By whom? Zeppelin and Lizzy could be called heavy metal, and I love them. Really, I dig 70s heavy rock like the Zep and Lizzy, but the 80s hair bands make me want to die. Dave Lee Roth NOT sexy NOT cool NOT talented.
Singer/band you can't stand: Phil Collins. Britney. Christina. Justin. Celine Dion. I second Ali's Barry Manilow suggestion. Michael Buble. Russell Watson. Oasis. Westlife. Boyzone. Take That. Spice Bints. There are many, many more.
Favourite movie soundtrack: Dunno really. Actually, I do know. A Hard Day's Night.
Do you watch MTV? I'm a Vh1 Classic person.
What is the oldest group/singer you listen to? Hmm... It would be easier to figure out the youngest, which is probably HCJ by a long way. Oldest is probably Enrico Caruso, but as I've only got 'La Donna e Mobile' by him it probably doesn't sound. Sinatra was born 1915, so he's got the edge on Dean by two years. But then there's all the guys born turn of the century like Crosby and Satch and the Duke and the jazz guys I like. Let us just say that of my most favourites, Dean Martin was born 1917 and so the eldest.
Favourite radio station? I don't listen to radio much, because it rarely plays the stuff I like. When I'm home, Capital Gold, 1548am is the best, but you can't get it all that far out of London.
.:Preferences:.
Pick your favourite...
Colour: Purple.
Number: 37.
Shape: No idea. diamond, I guess.
Website: LJ, The Mirror.
Season: Summer, I guess
Ice cream flavour: Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia.
Month of the year: Dunno. July's always quite cool.
Day of the week: Monday if Buzzcocks is on. Friday if Friends is on. Friday will never be my favourite again..............
Time of day: the 9pm-3am slot is my favourite.
Smell: Normally I'd say my crisps, but I smelled a bonfire the other day and was reminded of Guide camp.
Taste: Tiramisu and coke.
Touch: No idea.
Sound: Music, I guess.
Sight: Dunno, but the PoA billboard on my way home yesterday was nice. :D
Texture: Dunno.
Holiday: Summer holidays.
Gem/Jewel: Dunno really... aquamarines always looked pretty cool. and the purple ones... amethyst?
Mythical creature: Leprechauns? I dunno.
Type of weather: Hot, but not humid. Southern California in Spring/Summer
Snack food: Walkers Beef & Onion crisps.
Video game: The Sims and Pharaoh.
Fruit: Cherries, but as a rule, I don't do fruit.
Vegetable: Rocket at the moment.
Breed of dog: I have no opinion.
Breed of cat: Again, I don't give a flying one.
Fast food place: Don't really have one anymore, though I used to love In N Out in California.
Restaurant: California Pizza Kitchen *sob*
Store: A big HMV.
TV show: Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Porridge, Only Fools and Horses and Friends.
Movie: Don't get me started.
Writer: WB Yeats.
.:Pick One:.
Night/Day: Night
Light/Dark: Light
Summer/Winter: Summer
Cat/Dog: Dog
AOL/AIM:Don't care. Don't use either. Aren't they the same thing?
Rollerskates/Rollerblades: Blades, but haven't used either in years.
Thong/Bikini: Bikini, I guess.
Pepsi/Coke: Diet Coke.
Coffee/Tea: Tea, I guess. I don't drink the other any more except as a Frappacino.
Gloves/Mittens: Gloves
Cell phone/Pager: I don't like either. Learn to cut yourself off, people!
Sweet/Sour: Dunno really. I've always like savoury things. Sweet n sour sauce on special fried rice is fabulous, though.
Vanilla/Chocolate: Chocolate.
Cake/Icecream: Ice cream. Hang on, would you call tiramisu cake?
Tall/Short: Who? Me? Short?
Leader/Follower: Leader.
Boxers/Briefs: I really don't care.
Pen/Pencil: Pen
Long Hair/Short Hair: Long hair.
McDonalds/Burger King: BK, I guess. I don't really go in either anymore.
Laptop/Computer: They both have pros and cons.
PC/MAC: PC
Chinese food/Italian food: Proper Italian, not your stupid faux shit.
Maths/English: English. I can't do maths.
Rap/Pop: Depends on who we're talking about. Grandmaster Flash versus Britney? Rap.
Rock/Punk: Rock
Radio/CD: CD
Mosh Pit/Skank Pit: What a choice.
Book/Movie: Movie. Unless it's a movie of a book, in which case....
.:Present:.
When did you wake up? 4pm. Handed work in yesterday, so I required so long.
What did you have for breakfast? Nothing. I'm about to have crisps.
Do anything interesting? Took out my rubbish. Made plans for tomorrow with NATASHA!!!
Talk to anyone worth mentioning? NATASHA
What are you wearing? Let it Be t-shirt, jeans.
What's your wallpaper on your computer? Errol Flynn c.1939.
What's on the desk with you? Bottle of coke. Bottles of white wine vinegar and olive oil, bunch of DVDs. bunch of CDs. Sunglasses. hairbrush. guitar strings. Guitar tuners, phones both landline and mobile.pens, folder, Local and Central government books. Module guides. microphone. box of blank cds. bunch of other stuff.
Is your computer even on a desk? Yes. It stretches from the wall to the wardrobe.
Who's around you right now? Nobody.
Talking to anyone on AIM? Don't use AIM. Not talking to anyone on Y!M either.
Listening to any music? Yes. Right now it's Sly & The Family Stone. In about two seconds it'll be Dean Martin.
What time is it, anyway? 18:35.
Type out some lyrics from whatever song you're currently listening to: 'It's a family affair! It's a family affair! It's a family affair!
Close your eyes and type what colour you see: Gold.
What's in your pockets right now? Keys. cards.
What colour is your computer? black and blue.
What colour is your pillow case? Purple.
.:Past:.
1 minute ago: Sneezing.
1 hour ago: Reading newspaper.
1 day ago: Sleeping.
1 year ago: No idea. Probably sleeping.
What was the last movie you saw? In cinema, Troy. At home, Roman Holiday.
Last time you went to the movies? The other week for Troy.
What was the last song you listened to? Blue Moon by Dean Martin.
What did you last eat? Tiramisu about 15 hours ago. I really need crisps now.
What did you last drink? Diet Coke.
Last time you travelled out of the state: We don't have states, dear. I travelled through several counties when I came back from Easter hols in April, however.
Where to? Just said.
Last CD you bought? Dunno, actually.
When was the last time you got totally drunk off your arse? Never have. Takes a lot for that to happen despite the fact I don't really drink and I've never reached that point.
Stoned? Never.
Last time you showered? Last night?
Brushed your teeth? Could be this morning. Could not be. Everything's a bit of a blur, you see. Is it Friday today?
Smiled? During Porridge last night was the last one I remember.
Laughed? Again, porridge.
Cried? A couple of tears escaped during Friends last night, but not many. It wasn't that good.
Last book you read? Dunno. Could be Central Government 2002 or McNae's Journalism Law.
When you were little, what did you want to be when you 'grew up'? A rock star or a movie star.
Last thing you bought? Coke, crisps and the mirror.
Any good childhood memories? Yes, and some fucking awful ones.
What was your best Halloween costume? We didn't do Halloween in my house, being RC and all... but one year I did go to a Halloween party and my mum made me a FABULOUS witch costume.
.:Future:.
Gettin' married? How the fuck should I know? Is this question really 'would you like to'? I don't know.
Honeymoon ideas? Do I care?
Havin' kids? Dunno. I'd be a shit mother anyway.
[If so] How many? Dunno.
Any name preferences? Flynn and Ava, I guess. You know, I only ever think about these things when asked in memes like this.
If you haven't started already, what career path do you want to get into? Started (sort of) into Journalism. Want to be rock star.
Do you think you'll travel a lot or stay at home? Travelling would be nice if I have people to do the stressful/boring bits for me.
Any other 'big plans'? take over the world via rock and roll?
What kind of house do you plan to live in? A big one.
Where do you want to live? I'd like a house on the coast of co. Galway.
.:Lovey Dovey:.
Scary topic, ne? No.
So.. you with anyone? No.
Homo/hetero relationship? It would be het if there was one.
If so, how long have you been going out? Am not.
What's she/he like? These questions really are dependent on a different answer to the second question, aren't they?
Well, if you don't have a main squeeze right now... any crushes? Nope.
What do you look for in a girl/guy? Right now I don't.
What's a turn on for you? Being a rock star doesn't hurt.
What's a turn off for you? Being a twat.
.:Random [you knew it was coming]:.
Do you have any bad habits? Dunno. I like most of my habits.
Ever sing karaoke? Not lately.
Where do you like to vacation? I've got a deep and abiding affection for DisneyWorld.
What video game systems do you have? A computer.
Have you ever passed out? Once.
Have you ever passed out due to large consumptions of alcohol? No
Kissed the same sex? No
Killed someone? No, but if I do, I'll be SURE to admit it on LJ.
Killed some...thing? Insects, sure. I have no problem doing so, but I try to do it quickly so they have no pain.
Named inanimate objects? Yes. My computer is called Flynn.
Go to church? Not lately.
Pick up the closest book and type a random sentence: I particularly detest books that being something like 'Ah, there was joy and hpapines in the quaint Tasmanian home of Professor Flynn when the first bellowings of lusty little Errol were heard...' So, if you are interested, let's get down to the meat of the matter. Errol Flynn, My Wicked, Wicked Ways
Have you ever killed your own dinner? No.
Do you look like anyone famous? No.
What is your favorite colour to write in ink with? Black is usual.
What's the most unique thing in your room? Me, but pictures of Gene Kelly, Jim Morrison and Ava Gardner next to each other has to come close.
Ever kidnap somone? Not that I know of. Again, if it does happen, Full Confession Here First!
Do you curse like a sailor? Sailors swear like I do. And I always thought the saying was 'like a trooper' but whatever.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Don't think so.
Play any musical instruments? Some keyboard. Classical guitar, rock guitar. Spoons, a little. sing. Violin when I was a kid.
Do you like sushi? I don't really liked cooked fish, so the chances of liking raw stuff are slim.
Have you ever gone to the movies and thrown stuff at the screen? No. My mum stopped me during the Master and Commander trailer.
Throw stuff at people? Noisy bastards.
Get thrown out? No
Describe yourself with five adjectives: Mad. Bonkers. Insane. Funny. Snarf.
Okay. So your house is burning down. What do you try and save? If I'm here, my computer. At home, I guess the family would come first.
How many TVs do you have in your house? Here, just the one, but at home we've got one main one, a little one in the kitchen and my mum n dad now have one of their own.
What did you learn today? That I'll never be bored enough to do this again. That a Virgin Credit Card pop up comes up everytime I go to the Mirror website.
Time ended: 18:55