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Bush's mystery bulge sparks rumours

Just in case US media doesn't pick this up.

I've seen bad tailoring in my time, but never anything that can create such a weird sort of bulge on one's back. Then again, surely Bush's pals wouldn't be dumb enough to put a wire there? Surely there are less conspicious places? Unless they're taking the American people for a bunch of chumps.