I'm glad it meant something to you, Bex. We'll win, you'll see. I don't think it's a particularly British thing to be this determined, but we do it in a very peculiarly British way. We'll win because the goodness in humanity is so much stronger than the badness.

And one day, our little boys with their three lions will win a penalty shoot out in the world cup against the Germans and the whole country will keel over with shock!

How did you come across my journal, just out of interest?