Present. Birthday present.

OK, this is chrismiss' hugely overdue birthday present.

[Bad username or unknown identity: Greatly inspired by/based on the Bond film that wouldn't die, I present you with a Bondlet. ]

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( Delaney. Jimi Delaney )

Present. Birthday present.

OK, this is chrismiss' hugely overdue birthday present.

[Bad username or unknown identity: Greatly inspired by/based on the Bond film that wouldn't die, I present you with a Bondlet. ]

[Bad username or unknown identity: Warning: This turned out to be 14 pages in the end.]

( Delaney. Jimi Delaney )

Oh fuck.

OK, so I'm watching Vh1 Classic as I do, dancing along like a twonk as I do... and this video for something I haven't heard in a long time comes on. I dance around like a twonk, then go and download the song. Listen incessantly to it, like I do.

The song? 'Chant No. 1' by Spandau fucking Ballet.

There's something wrong with the world.

Oh fuck.

OK, so I'm watching Vh1 Classic as I do, dancing along like a twonk as I do... and this video for something I haven't heard in a long time comes on. I dance around like a twonk, then go and download the song. Listen incessantly to it, like I do.

The song? 'Chant No. 1' by Spandau fucking Ballet.

There's something wrong with the world.