A Day In the Life.

A few things I learned today:

1. Sunderland's branch of Blockbuster is within walking distance, but not close enough to haunt on a daily basis. This is good for my bank balance.

2. Charlie's Angels Full Throttle is utter bollocks. I mean, at least the first one was mildly amusing. As was once so memorably said on the West Wing "They forgot to bring the funny."

3. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days is hardly high art, but when following Demi Moore's frankly piss poor performance in a piss poor film becomes wonderous and funny. It wasn't as bad as, say, The Wedding Planner or Glitter, but it wasn't Casablanca either.

4. Leather trousers that are too tight do not become anyone, least of all fools starring in Rod fecking Stewart musicals that have turned up for Children In Need.

5. Made meself a new icon. *looks* Whaddya'll think?

I know there was something else I meant to say, but I can't for the life of me think what it was. Ah well, till next time.

A Day In the Life.

A few things I learned today:

1. Sunderland's branch of Blockbuster is within walking distance, but not close enough to haunt on a daily basis. This is good for my bank balance.

2. Charlie's Angels Full Throttle is utter bollocks. I mean, at least the first one was mildly amusing. As was once so memorably said on the West Wing "They forgot to bring the funny."

3. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days is hardly high art, but when following Demi Moore's frankly piss poor performance in a piss poor film becomes wonderous and funny. It wasn't as bad as, say, The Wedding Planner or Glitter, but it wasn't Casablanca either.

4. Leather trousers that are too tight do not become anyone, least of all fools starring in Rod fecking Stewart musicals that have turned up for Children In Need.

5. Made meself a new icon. *looks* Whaddya'll think?

I know there was something else I meant to say, but I can't for the life of me think what it was. Ah well, till next time.